Keep it like a Secret

boo!

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:17:50 -0400

boo!

"THAT IS DANK AS A MOTHERFUCKER"

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:59:01 -0400

“THAT IS DANK AS A MOTHERFUCKER”

- old dude upon being given a cigarette

good god, that combination

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:21:08 -0400

good god, that combination

If you have a cold and pump your body full of allergy medicine, Tylenol, and caffeine you are...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:42:23 -0400

If you have a cold and pump your body full of allergy medicine, Tylenol, and caffeine you are magically all better without any negative repercussions whatsoever. Trust me, I’m a doctor

the best wingman i ever had was a 37 year old professional woman consulting for lockheed martin

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:37:27 -0400

the best wingman i ever had was a 37 year old professional woman consulting for lockheed martin

Sometimes at this place I really can’t tell if people are batshit crazy or on way too much...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:34:47 -0400

Sometimes at this place I really can’t tell if people are batshit crazy or on way too much adderall

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:17:24 -0400

benkenjes: fearandfaith: I had a dream last night that ken Benjes made me tumblr famous ill make...

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:40:29 -0400

benkenjes:

fearandfaith:

I had a dream last night that ken Benjes made me tumblr famous

ill make ur dream reality bb

okay, to start, we need to make a .gif set of us in where the wild things are footsie pajamas, and we’ll go from there

I had a dream last night that ken Benjes made me tumblr famous

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:16:12 -0400

I had a dream last night that ken Benjes made me tumblr famous

facebook love michael

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:12:05 -0400

facebook love michael

http://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/ol401208t

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:37:28 -0400

http://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/ol401208t:

boom

I have eaten so much food in the last 3 hours that I need someone to hold me and tell me everything...

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:12:34 -0400

I have eaten so much food in the last 3 hours that I need someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright. Or a nap

literally the only thing i want to do today is to lay in the grass sans 75% of my clothes and listen...

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:52:17 -0400

literally the only thing i want to do today is to lay in the grass sans 75% of my clothes and listen to the allman brothers

how did i never think of this

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:29:45 -0400

how did i never think of this

Photo

Wed, 08 May 2013 08:04:13 -0400

organic mayonnaise

Sun, 05 May 2013 20:11:39 -0400

not nearly as good as popeyes’ mayonnaise

i get unreasonably angry when the word “myriad” is used as an adjective, even though...

Sat, 04 May 2013 18:27:57 -0400

i get unreasonably angry when the word “myriad” is used as an adjective, even though it’s technically grammatically correct

speaking of goose-to-the-face, how fucking terrifying are...

Wed, 01 May 2013 10:54:58 -0400

speaking of goose-to-the-face, how fucking terrifying are close-ups of goose faces??

a guy named fabio just joined my lab. i’m ramping up for at least one goose-to-the-face joke...

Wed, 01 May 2013 10:52:41 -0400

a guy named fabio just joined my lab. i’m ramping up for at least one goose-to-the-face joke a day

Passive-Aggressive Work Emails “It appears to me that there are individuals (there is a better...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 13:54:02 -0400

~~Passive~~-Aggressive Work Emails

“It appears to me that there are individuals (there is a better word for these people, but I will not use it here for the sake of decency) that seem to think their work is more important than everybody else’s. While this may be true (please let the rest of us know, so that we can accommodate your needs), it does not mean you can be inconsiderate of others. Only caring about your own research will negatively affect the working atmosphere, the work of others, and ultimately also safety.

Best regards,

[redacted]”