Keep it like a Secret

24--Boston--There is a Burning Ball of Fire in Outer Space
fearandfaith:

I AM GETTING SO FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT THIS ORIOLES SEASON

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO REITERATE HOW FUCKING EXCITED I AM FOR BASEBALL SEASON TO START IN TWO WEEKS

fearandfaith:

I AM GETTING SO FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT THIS ORIOLES SEASON

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO REITERATE HOW FUCKING EXCITED I AM FOR BASEBALL SEASON TO START IN TWO WEEKS

(via yellowdecorations)

Bengay would be more aptly named “Ben-shit’s so goddamn painful that for a split second your roommates think you’re masturbating in the upstairs bathroom because you’re trying to stifle agonizing screams”

Every time

a skinny person says “I eat a lot” all my brain hears is “I poop a lot.”

nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

this is legitimately why i don’t watch movies

(via ustouk)

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