March 2012
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“I’m pissed off for greatness. Because if you ain’t pissed off for...”
– ray lewis
shut the fuck up, donovan mcnabb
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“iono but ima take the time to give u some very legendary facts onto why kellz is...”
– A$AP Yams breaks down the legend of R. Kelly
Editor’s note: saving this for posterity in case the original self-destructs
(via howtotalktogirlsatparties)
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smoked a couple cigarettes today. found my old running shoes. did a 180° and ran a few miles for the first time since possibly ‘08 or ‘09
my entire body is on fire but it burns so nice
things that are gross and hilarious
[[MORE]]Gross: (well kind of gross) for a little while last night the sewage was backing up in my apt’s bathroom. far less than things I saw at servpro and nothing escaped the toilet, but still kind of gross
Hilarious: One of my roommates must have a weak stomach because he immediately started vomitting EVERYWHERE upon seeing it. It was like No Child Left Behind, except in this case Child...
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The only way I can express how I feel right now is likening it to exactly how I would feel if the Dallas Cowboys traded up to the first pick of the draft and took Robert Griffin III
best wednesday ever
the things that come up when you google image search ‘disney hero’ are regoddamndiculous
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things are looking up
“wait really?? that bracket i filled out this morning is for basketball? i...”
– french guy at work
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sometimes
[[MORE]]you’re just so wrecked with anxiety out of the blue and think to yourself ‘goddammit i was so DONE with you so LONG ago’ and its not unlike a tidal wave of every butterfly you have ever felt in your stomach on PCP and all at once crashing into you and regrouping and crashing again but all you can really say is ‘whelp, looks like it’ll be a long night’...
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today i learned
that in Spain the equivalent phrase for “a sausage-fest” is un campo de nabos. oddly, this translates to “a field of turnips”
hipstrnothippie replied to your photo
You dirty girl
guilty as charged
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highDEAS
is highlarious
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Dating Advice from my Mother
“You should ask her out on a date. Something really low-key like for coffee or for a cocktail. But don’t say cocktail, no one says that anymore. Or do they? I dont think they do. Either way, don’t say cocktail, say drink, you don’t want her to think you’re square. Do people say that anymore? Square? I don’t think people say that either……”
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rg3hope:
fun ways to creep out evangelical roommates
leave the new victoria’s secret catalogue that was mailed to the apartment’s last tenant open in the bathroom with a pair of lacy underwear circled and labelled “present for self”
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