Keep it like a Secret: Archive

Dec 31st

One of my roommates is currently playing Starcraft online and singing Ave Maria extremely loudly and i’m kind of confused about it

Dec 31st

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Dec 29th

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“Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are”

– Chinese Proverb

Dec 29th

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ESPN thinks that Kris Humphries keeps getting booed because of the way the media has portrayed him through the divorce, but I’d like to think they’re booing his poor judgement in marrying Kim Kardashian.

Dec 27th

mylittletangerine: wanderrrlusting: LOL- Pierre Thomas’s touchdown celebration- putting a bow on the ball and giving it to a fan. Quick break before I do some intense Brees spam. I think it’s dumb they’re fining Thomas for this. This was cute. NFL is a bunch of scrooges sometimes. A lot of the time. I thought this was so awesome/creative! The radio announcer classified it under the...

Dec 27th

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Drew Brees for president of the world

Dec 27th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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venturing into annapolis, partially for christmas shopping and partially to be able to drive an hour blaring music singing obnoxiously

Dec 23rd

“I like pizza I like bagels I like hotdogs with mustard and beer I’ll...”

Dec 23rd

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tried using the speak function to google search

it got ‘sarah silverman aristocrats’ right but when i tried to see if it could do a chemistry word, di-chloro-di-cyano-benzoquinone it searched for “geiko road ice I am home and took 1 hour” seems legit!

Dec 23rd

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Is there for real a college basketball player named God’s Gift Achiuwa?

Dec 22nd

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Floyd Mayweather is such a piece of shit

Dec 22nd

Dec 21st

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“I think the reason why twentysomethings are so fixated on age is because we feel...”

– Why Do Twentysomethings Always Feel So Old | Ryan O’Connell (via juneandafter)

Dec 20th

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but for real though i would pay so much money to be able to turn jon gruden’s commentary off on MNF

Dec 20th

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Dec 19th

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“That’s just how life works sometimes; you turn off your brain for one...”

Dec 19th

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Dec 18th

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Dec 16th

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tonight i went to grab a few drinks with some kids in my department and it felt like i was in the big bang theory except not, because some of these kids make sheldon cooper look like a romance-savvy, socially competent individual

Dec 16th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 12th

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tim tebow

Dec 12th

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Fun Fact Friday

In German, the word ‘kummerspeck’ means, depending on context, the weight or pleasure gained from emotional overeating but it’s direct translation to English is ‘grief bacon’

Dec 9th

things that are going to be awesome

seeing Good Old War twice in 40 days, the second time being with anferny green

Dec 9th

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Dec 9th

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Dec 9th

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Dec 9th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 8th

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maryamanddylan replied to your quote: Good afternoon, Sorry, I should have clarified… At least there wasn’t any mention of the acceptable level of drunkliness. Sadly, there was:( “-Food and Drinks will be provided. There will be a limited number of drink tickets (for beer and wine) provided per person to avoid excessive debauchery. As always, no working in lab, driving, or biking...

Dec 8th

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“Good afternoon, Sorry, I should have clarified and added a few more details...”

– Apparently, not only do chemistry grad students/post docs need ‘dressy casual’ to be defined for them before a social event, but they also need it specifically stated that clothing with holes/stains/stank are not acceptable

Dec 8th

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