February 2011
62 posts
January 2011
42 posts
I just flew in from a Transformers convention and boy, are my arms tires
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So my life goal is to have a baby girl and name her Karma. Then I will raise her...
ppl say that the shyt snooki does is the stupidessst shyt…but maybee shes...
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I also read the Bible for the first time. It was deep! I liked the parts where...
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Li’l Wayne, on prison and The Bible and things that are cool. (via whydoihaveablog)
There aren’t enough words for how much this makes my day
Oh you fancy, huh?
benkenjes:
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I see your brand new carpets, library. Now let’s do something about how it’s fucking freezing in here.
Aw yeah.
Remember when Dorch had carpets?
without the carpets everyone’s gonna slip on the vomit!
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Monsanto should not have to vouchsafe the safety of biotech food. Our interest...
– Phil Angell, Monsanto’s director of corporate communications, explaining the company’s regulatory philosophy
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I am going to...
print hundreds of copies of this
http://youwerehere.tumblr.com/post/2077314526
and this
http://fearandfaith.tumblr.com/post/2766020855
and hang them all around my school
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mark harmon is so dreamy
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A recent PETA initiative moved to re-christen fish as “sea-kittens” because “who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea-kitten?”
qualities I am looking for in a woman
-gets up early
-stays up late
-uninterrupted prosperity
-uses machete to cut through red tape
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benkenjes:
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new years wif ken
We look like a couple hahah
So Ken has shown up in my fbprofilepicture on several occasions. This does not mean we are a couple. We are college bffs and he will have a special place in my heart for always. Clarification: provided.
Ken has never shown up in my fbprofilepicture on any occasion. We are a couple.
New Years Resolution
Be nice to yourself