January 2011
42 posts
Goodbye 2010. You were heart-wrenching and beautiful
Jan 1st
December 2010
35 posts
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ListenIt don’t make sense to go to heaven with the...
Dec 31st
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omg i do not want to get snowed in. there’s only like half an inch and i’ve already got cabin fever
Dec 25th
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Dec 19th
whyamiawakewhyamiawakewhyamiawake
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
study study study lets all get wasted
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
Barring an epic fuck up, in 24 hours I will have successfully passed and completed my first semester as a graduate student. Nearly every day I pinch myself because I still can’t quite believe that it’s for real that I’m here. The world is my oyster and I’ma make fucking lemonade.
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
i would really like to be a contestant on “Million Dollar Money Drop”
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
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dude so many people from high school even ones that went to college getting married and having babies and starting families WHAT!
Dec 12th
fuck monsanto, their roundup, genetically modified seeds, and their acetic acid
Dec 12th
i had a dream last night i was screaming at someone about why running the option in the NFL is impossible unless you’re vince young and chris johnson because the defensive ends are just too quick. then i promptly sprouted a beard and screamed at someone that running the option in the NFL is impossible because my beard is just too epic.   how odd
Dec 11th
Dec 11th
WHALESWHALESWHALESWHALES
SHUTMEUPWITHYOURLONGTUBESOCKSTHEYDONTSCREAM”HEYLETSJUSTBEFRIENDS” :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Dec 10th
Dec 10th
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The Act of Making Love
Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by a Building
Dec 8th
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there’s about a 97% chance my roommate used my razor to trim his pubes and a 100% chance they’re all over the trashcan. i don’t…i don’t even know how to respond to this
Dec 8th
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Dec 4th
fuck it
Dec 4th
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotdamnirock please watch every single one of these videos
Dec 3rd
New Life Goal
Be the straight Andy Warhol of science. Doesn’t really sound like it’d be like Andy Warhol much at all BUT LET A MAN DREAM, DAMMIT!
Dec 3rd
With all the lights alive we figured out what your heart was for, and did a painting of you lying on the first floor and when those stop your heart moans out for more.
Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st
rabbitrabbit
Dec 1st